Chat with Former Co-worker

This was a gchat conversation between a former co-worker and me yesterday. FYI GP stands for Granny Panties, which refers to an unfortunate incident (maybe two) where said former co-worker walked into the restroom and an older lady in the office was letting it all hang out in the stall with the door open. The image of her hurriedly pulling up her granny panties was permanently seared into her memory. From that day on, that woman (whose name I never learned though I worked in that particular office for well over a year) permantly became known as Granny Panties, or GP between the two of us.

Former Co-worker: um, you are supposed to be here

i am traumatized

me: uh oh

FCW: i went into the ladies room and...oh my eyes

me: what?

oh dear

GP again?

FCW: there's a conference here today. i went into the LR.
some woman looked at me weird. whatever. i do my thing.

i hear a weird noise. odd. i come out

that woman was pumping milk

WTF

me: WTF indeed

sick

FCW: she's at the sink closest to the door no less!

me: yikes

FCW: her equipment was on the counter, she's standing there with both udders getting milked

me: two at a time?

i didn't know they did that

FCW: i think so
me: eww

FCW: i didn't stare and was too freaked out to, anyway

all i saw was stuff attached to her. looked to be more than one attachment

me: so, you awkwardly washed your hands and ran to your office?

FCW: yeah

me: LOL
FCW: ok, i get it's natural, best for baby etc. but why do it so close to the door?! why not at the sink farthest from the door?!

me: yeah

for real

was it some electric thing

?

i've seen my sister's pump but it was manual

FCW: DUDE i do not know. it made a whirring sound

me: LOL

FCW: DUDE TMI!!!!!

me: no not on her

that would be sick

FCW: this woman looked like she was being milked like a cow.

so weird

And those were the good times that we had back in the old days.

Also, as an FYI, my first day to go to my new gym, guess who was there, none other than GP herself. Who Knew?